REVIEW: Howling V: The Rebirth

Howling V The RebirthThe Howling V is kind of like the movie Clue, if it wasn’t a comedy. Or really rather it’s a murder mystery movie, just where they know the werewolf is responsible. Instead of trying to figure out ‘who done it’ it’s a ‘who is it’ movie. It starts off with the mass suicide of a family in a castle, later you learn they’re trying to kill off the werewolf curse. In present day (or 1989 present day) you find that someone is trying to do the same. They invite people who have the mark of the wolf back to the castle to try to kill the remaining werewolf. There really isn’t a lot of werewolf in this movie, mostly short quick shots but it does have one of my favorite werewolf shots (werewolf busting through a heavy wooden door). Even with the lack of an actual beast in this movie the story is intriguing enough to suck you in and not worry about when the next time you’re going to see a giant wolf is. I can see why some people may cry about this one but I think it’s a fucking great movie they’ve got right here.

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REVIEW: Holy Terror

Holy TerrorSome people say Frank Miller has lost his ability to do a great comic, I’m one of those people that tend to agree and Holy Terror is a prime example of that. It seems to be Batman and Catwoman go to Sin City and it’s attacked by terrorists, but nowhere near as cool as that sounds. This was clearly meant to be a Batman story because the main hero ‘The Fixer’ is basically Batman, with a shittier internal dialog and then there’s also poor Catwoman rip-off. The rips aren’t the worst thing about the book, or even the pretty lame story, it’s the dialog. The real Holy Terror is the words printed in this thing, I felt embarrassed reading this, it seemed like it was written by a fifth grader. There’s really not one positive thing I can say about this graphic novel, and that’s a real shame because I use to really like Frank Miller’s work. Legendary Comics put it out if you simply have to check it out, but remember, you’ve been warned.

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REVIEW: Lipstick Homicide: Out Utero

So remember some years back when the Ergs put out that album and it was one of the best albums of all time, then a few years later Dear Landlord got added to that list and more recently Rational Anthem put out an album that ranked best of all time as well? Out Utero ranks right up there. This isn’t just one of the best pop punk albums I’ve ever heard, this is some elite best of all time shit. The first time I listened to it I felt like a kid that ate way too much sugar and just had to sit and chill out for a few minutes before I could continue with my day. Turns out the rest of my day consisted of listening to the album on repeat which has actually continued onto the night now. Lipstick Homicide have been showing for a while that they’re one of the best bands going today but with songs like ‘Rockerchick’, ‘Say It To My Face’ and well any of the songs really they’ve stepped up their game to a new level. It’s not like this album has a few standout songs and some filler either, all fourteen songs could easily be considered the best on the album, I haven’t heard an album this front to back solid since ‘dorkrockcorkrod’ and ‘A Matter of Life and Death’ (the two most concrete albums of all time). This band writes some of the best songs and has some of the best vocals currently in music, and it sounds like they played their asses off on this album too. Every single bit of this is the best I’ve ever heard the band, bass, drums, guitar all of it is some top level stuff. I especially like a few of the Descendents-ish bass parts sprinkled throughout. It definitely sounds like they put some serious work into making ‘Out Utero’ sound as amazing as it possibly could. It’s certainly an album that no matter what song you hit will instantly put you in a better mood and your life will be somewhat better for hearing it. If you like pop punk no doubt you know who Lipstick Homicide are but you should still prepare yourself for ‘Out Utero’ because as good as you think it’s going to be, it’s even better. And let’s not just limit this to pop punk you listen to basically any genre of music and you have good taste you’re going to dig this album. It’s out on one of the best labels going Bloated Kat Records. Make sure no matter what you do when it comes out buy this album. I don’t care what you’re doing that day it’s not as important as owning this. Graduation? Child birth? Funeral? New job or an interview for one? Wedding? Fuck em all go buy ‘Out Utero’ and listen to it forever on repeat instead.

1. This Time Is For Real
2. I Hope You Die
3. So Happy For You
4. Rockerchick
5. What I’m Searching For
6. Say It To My Face
7. Full Throttle
8. Don’t’ Wanna Be Here
9. Vampire Club Pt II
10. Declaration of Codependence
11. Who Stole Molly’s Bike
12. Rather Disappear
13. Doin Nothin
14. Like This Forever

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REVIEW: Man of Steel

man-of-steel-poster2Zack Snyder (Watchmen, 300, Dawn of the Dead) attempts to reboot the Superman movie franchise with Man of Steel. We haven’t had a great or even good Superman movie in a very long time and Snyder promised to deliver. I think I have to start out by saying I liked Watchmen, 300 and Dawn of the Dead a lot, those are the only Zack Snyder movies I’ve seen. On top of that Superman is my favorite super hero of all time. I think the fact that I like Superman so much is a good percentage of why I hated this movie so much. First the cast, which was mostly good. Henry Cavill, a guy that I’ve seen in nothing did a serviceable Superman, he wasn’t good, he wasn’t bad he was there. He looked good in the part but didn’t WOW me as Superman, as far as Clark Kent, more on that later. Amy Adams was Lois Lane, I love Amy Adams so much, she was a solid Lois Lane, not best ever but she was a quality Lane. Michael Shannon is a guy that is one of my favorite actors right now was a good Zod, again he didn’t WOW me in the part but he wasn’t bad. Diane Lane was a solid Martha Kent. Russell Crowe was Jor-El and Kevin Costner was Jonathan Kent, both were pretty underwhelming in these parts. I think I hated the way Jonathan Kent was written more than I did Costner played him. They made Pa Kent a fearful stupid hick without any of the down home country wisdom. Laurence Fishburne was Perry White I like Fishburne but it’s a big thumbs down on that one. The movie was over two and a half hours; there was no need for it to be that fucking long, especially since the first hour and a half was insanely boring. The CGI in the movie for the most part looked cartoony and bad, some of it was very good but bad CGI is always really bad. There are a ton of things that are so far wrong as far as the comic goes it’s insane. I don’t think anyone involved with this movie has ever read a Superman comic, the two things that stuck out the most for me were the fact that Lois just finds out who Superman is right from the start, hell reporter Clark Kent doesn’t even show up until the end. And Superman is a fucking murder in this movie. He’s not neck snapping Hal Jordon, he’s Superman, he doesn’t kill people so what the fuck was that?? The action scenes in the movie were awesome but they were far from enough to keep me from deeming this the worst Superman movie ever made.

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REVIEW: The Taxpayers: Cold Hearted Town

CoverThe Taxpayers are back with their fifth album ‘Cold Hearted Town’, it’s out on Useless State Records and Plan-it-X Records. Often when you hear things like ‘this is the band’s best album to date’ it’s just some sort of PR bullshit but ‘Cold Hearted Town’ is by far the best stuff I’ve heard from this band. This album is crazy good, I think a big part of that is a lot of the added jazz sound to things; it really works well with everything. Right from the first song ‘Cold Hearted Town PT 1′ I knew this was going to be some top of their game stuff. And this album isn’t one of those ones that starts out strong and loses steam, this thing stays great top to bottom. In fact I think my favorite song is ‘Evil Men’ which is the last one on the album, even though it sounds different than the rest of the songs on the album. The Taxpayers are a band that embodies everything about punk without sounding like your standard punk band and ‘Cold Hearted Town’ just proves that once again. If you like the Taxpayers or haven’t yet heard them this album is one you should pick up as quickly as you can.

1. Cold Hearted Town PT 1
2. Cold Hearted Town PT 2
3. Man in White
4. Plant Oak
5. Lynch Pins
6. Blackridge Theme
7. Something in the Water
8. Purchase Rope
9. Evil Men

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