You’re Next was a pretty good attempt at a horror movie. It got some high praise from a lot of people, but a lot of that was just hype. You’ve got a family get together in their house that’s pretty much in the middle of nowhere, soon a gang of killers comes to the house and starts taking out people. Not the most original plot, but it’s a horror movie so I excuse that. Some of the kills were pretty decent, but nothing amazing. And the twist, the movie tried to have a twist; it was alright but far from great as far as movie twists go. Overall the movie was a mix of standard horror and boring. It started out really good and just went downhill from there until the final yawn. I’d say if you’re interested in seeing this movie do it for free when you’ve got some time to kill.
December 29, 2013
September 20, 2013
The 3rd Ginger Snaps movie, though this one doesn’t quite follow the same story line as the first two, instead it’s a prequel, one set very much in the past. It was released in 2004, same as the 2nd Ginger Snaps movie so I assume they were filmed back to back. This one is set in the 19th century; we’ve got Katharine Isabelle and Emily Perkins back in their same roles, though they are clearly their own ancestors. Ginger and Brigitte are making their way through the country side when they come across a group of people held up in a fort; they’re clearly hiding from something. Soon you find out that they are hiding from the werewolves. From there you can pretty much imagine how it’s going to end up. It’s a pretty decent werewolf movie but it’s definitely the weakest of the three.
August 9, 2013
Hammer films caped off their Frankenstein series in 1973 with ‘Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell’. It’s a fucking great cap to the series, especially after the previous ‘Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed’ which was a little weak. Peter Cushing is back again as Doctor Frankenstein. This time it starts out with another doctor trying to follow the practices of Frankenstein, shortly he is captured by the police and committed to a mental institution. Once there he discovers that the famous Frankenstein is being held there for the same crimes, however he is told that the doctor died some time ago. That however was a lie, as it turns out the doctor has actually assumed the identity of the institution’s official doctor and is carrying on his work under the assumed identity. Soon Simon Helder (the newly condemned doctor) becomes Frankenstein’s assistant. This is an excellent spin on the Frankenstein tale as he is pretty much running the asylum in this movie, it kind of seems like he is at home here. At the end it seems to setup for a sequel, or just the continued tale of Doctor Frankenstein, but sadly Hammer made no more of these.
August 5, 2013
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Hell Baby, a horror comedy directed by Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon. A couple movies into a haunted house in New Orleans, the woman is pregnant and quickly becomes possessed. It’s basically an evil house movie, but a comedy version. The movie doesn’t try too hard like a lot of the horror comedies we’ve gotten the past few years, but sadly it just isn’t that funny. The thing that is really confusing is when you look at the cast it’s got Leslie Bibb, Rob Corddry, Riki Lindhome, Paul Scheer, Michael Ian Black, Thomas Lennon, Keegan Michael Key, Robert Ben Garant, and Rob Huebel yet somehow it still fails to be that good. There are a couple laughs in the movie but overall it’s just eh. I’d say if you’re going to check this out it’s a movie you watch for free. But really, this isn’t a movie you need to see. Though it does have Riki Lindhome nude in it.
July 27, 2013
Another SyFy movie is upon us, and you know what that means. Bad CGI and sharks. This one is called Sharknado, so much like the rest of their movies you can guess what’s going on just from the title. A hurricane comes into California; it starts picking up sharks along with it and throwing them on land and flooding everywhere. Soon tornados start to pop up as well, with sharks in them. A group flees from a bar to pick up one man’s family and try to find safety. If you’ve seen a SyFy movie you pretty much know what you’re getting into. Everything is done on the cheap, bad acting, even worse effects, and a script that was most likely written one evening at the bar. Sometimes this is a recipe for success but a lot of times it’s painful failure. Sharknado falls closer to the success side of things; it’s watchable, enjoyable and fun. I can see this getting watched again if I happen across it but I won’t be going out of my way to do so. It’s no Sharktopus, but it’s pretty fun.