REVIEW: WWE: CM Punk: Best In The World

CMPunkCM Punk has finally gotten his own WWE DVD (or in this case Blu-Ray) and it’s a pretty good one. As just noted this is the Blu-ray version that I got so it has some more shit on it. My first annoyance with this doesn’t really have anything to do with the product it’s just that it’s called ‘best in the world’ I never appreciated Punk stealing that from Bryan Danielson. But onward to the feature. This like most of the WWE releases has a documentary, and it’s a good one. It’s a little longer than most clocking in at just under two hours. I heard a lot of rumblings when this was being made, about how Punk was going to shake things up and make this his own thing how he wanted it to be made. A big issue I heard was that he didn’t want the ‘generic’ WWE music and how he had enlisted some of his friends in bands to do the music, the result is kind of hilarious. I like CM Punk and I like punk music, but CM does not have the best taste in Punk. A lot of this documentary seems like a long music video, or that it was directed by the guy from Rancid… (After making that comment Lars Frederiksen from Rancid appeared on screen). If you can get past the cheesiness of the thing, which I can, it’s pretty good. The documentary takes you through Punk’s childhood, how he got into wrestling, it goes pretty in-depth about his travels through the indie feds, so much so that it was pretty surprising to me. It goes through his entire time at the WWE and tells the story about his whole contract dispute. A nice and really surprising thing was who they had as interviews on this, there’s a fair amount of indie guys (and indie guys that are now in or were in WWE. It had the likes of Bryan Danielson (as Daniel Bryan), Joey Mercury, Chris Hero (surprisingly as Chris Hero), Ace steel (I didn’t expect this at all), and Colt Cabana. It would have been weird to have this made without Colt but I was still surprised they had him in here, especially with the amount that he was in here, Colt is all over this documentary, and if you’re wondering he’s listed as Colt Cabana not Scotty Goldman. Paul Heyman is also all over this thing, besides Colt, Paul totally makes this documentary. Another surprising thing on this was the footage, as I said it went into surprising detail about his indie career this includes IWA and ROH footage which was a nice surprise. Overall it’s not the best WWE documentary but I’d put it in the top half of the best ones so far.

The features, the features are pretty cool, they’re basically deleted scenes and they have a TON of them, there’s like an extra two hours of these (Blu-ray version). Some of these include stories of where the CM Punk name comes from, his skull fracture, his OVW feud with Brent Albright, CM Punk at the Cubs game, playing video games with Kofi, being an extra at WrestleMania. He also talks about his style; he mentions Kenta and using his finisher (he however seems to conveniently leave out all the rest of Kenta’s movies that he uses). It’s got a bunch more than this too.

The Matches:
They don’t have the matches under a separate thing that kind of annoys me but they’re all here, I think I could have picked some better matches in some places but it’s got some real good ones. Most of the matches have a little promo package leading up to the match too which I like. Another thing I really like is they have the match footage on here from when they cut to commercial on the show. It’s just a nice little touch, kind of makes me glad I own this.

vs. Brent Albright - When I first heard this match was on here I was really bummed that it wasn’t their strap match, I’ve seen that one a few times and it’s top notch, but you know what? This is a damn good match. (Though I think they still should have put the strap match on. This one drags due to an apparent injury for a time) It’s the closest thing there is to an indie match on here (I mean it pretty much is) and it really has that feel. You see some things in here that Punk still has yet to use in WWE, and Brent Albright is great in the ring too, it’s a damn shame WWE totally wasted him.
Vs. Justin Credible - A pretty short match but it was Punk’s WWE debut, so I guess for an opener like it wasn’t bad. Short but good.
Vs. John Morrison - Punk and Morrison wrestled a bunch, so much so that I got sick of seeing the match, but after some time I’m ready to watch again and this may be the best of their matches. It’s a decent length which is really surprising for WWE TV.
Money in the Bank - Going into this match I’d have said almost half the people involved were a complete waste, but everybody really carried their weight in here, even the dudes that I cannot stand. I guess it’s a real testament to WrestleMania bringing out the best in people. Needless to say at this point that this is a very entertaining match.
CM Punk & Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase - This match is good, but just that, it’s good but nothing amazing. All four of these guys put on a solid but besides the fact that it was more gold for Punk I’m not really sure why it was included.
Vs. William Regal - Regal is just an amazing guy in the ring; Punk is in good hands with this match. This is one of the few examples in this package of two guys that can wrestle wrestling. One of the top three matches on here.
Vs. Jeff Hardy - Jeff Hardy is fucking horrible, but this feud was great and that was all because of Punk. CM Punk coming out dressed up as Jeff was brilliant. It’s more or less you’re typical mess of a Jeff Hardy match, though a little better than most. Punk did his best but there’s only so much he had to work with. They could have put something better in this match’s place for sure.
vs. Rey Mysterio -  Mysterio’s best days are way behind him, they have been for a very long time but Punk is one of the not even a handful of guys that can still pull a good match out of him. The match was almost ended early due to a possible injury but they fought through it. Not their best match but it was alright, especially considering I’m sure both guys were hurting during it.
Vs. John Cena - The last time I saw a crowd this one sided was RVD vs. John Cena for the title. This is ALMOST as crazy as that was. Honestly I had this match more built up in my head than it turned out to be. It was still a really good match but it was no five star epic. Both guys put a lot into it and we got a great WWE Title match out of it.
Vs. Chris Jericho - Punk can pull a decent match out of most people, but man it really shows when he’s got someone in the ring that can go. Jericho had been off for a long time before this run so he wasn’t in his prime but he can still get it done. I guess it helps that this was a WrestleMania, everyone brings their A game there. This is a great fucking match. One of the best three on this.
Vs. Daniel Bryan - As I was just saying with the Chris Jericho match, it makes all the difference in the world when Punk is in the ring with someone that can go. With this match CM Punk is in there with the real ‘Best in the World’ Bryan Danielson. The two top guys in the WWE in the ring giving the real match that they’d teased a few time, it’s great. Not the best match these two have ever had together but the best they’ve had in the WWE, and probably the best match the WWE has had in a long time. It’s the best match in this package.
Vs. Rey Mysterio - This match is much better than their Hair vs. Joining the SeS match. It’s not the best match but pretty entertaining.

Matches:
CM Punk vs. Brent Albright (Finals in the OVW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament/OVW)
CM Punk vs. Justin Credible (ECW)
CM Punk vs. John Morrison (Last Chance for the ECW Championship/ECW)
CM Punk vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. John Morrison vs. Carlito vs. Chris Jericho vs. MVP vs. Mr. Kennedy (Money in the Bank)
CM Punk & Kofi Kingston vs. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase
CM Punk vs. William Regal (Intercontinental Title Match/No Disqualification)
CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy (World Heavyweight Title Match/Tables Ladders and Chairs/Summer slam)
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio (Rey Joins SES vs. Punk’s Hair/Over The Limit)
CM Punk vs. John Cena (WWE Title Match/Money in the Bank)
CM Punk vs. Chris Jericho (WWE Title Match/WrestleMania XXVIII)
CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan (WWE Title Match/Over the Limit)
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio (Finals of the Intercontinental Championship Tournament/Armageddon)

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REVIEW: Trouble with the Curve

Baseball, Clint Eastwood, and Amy Adams, what’s not to love about this movie? Well there are some things but not a lot. Besides Eastwood and Amy Adams there are a lot of other faces you’ll recognize in here including Justin Timberlake, Robert Patrick and John Goodman. Behind the scene’s there’s some first timers, Randy Brown wrote it and it’s the first movie he’s written and making his directorial debut is Robert Lorenz, though it appears he’s been Eastwood’s assistant director for a long time. The movie itself isn’t exactly a baseball movie, though there is baseball throughout the entire thing. Gus (Clint Eastwood) is a baseball talent scout, he’s getting old and his eyes are failing. Mickey (Amy Adams) is his lawyer daughter who decides to come on him to a scouting trip after some convincing by Pete (John Goodman) Gus’s good friend and boss. Mickey is kind of a bitch during the first part of the movie, though I guess she’s a lawyer so that fits. The first part of the movie is also kind of depressing because it’s pretty much just about Gus being old. If you can get past that there’s a pretty entertaining scouting trip. Mickey helps Gus out since he can’t see well and they attempt to fix their father daughter relationship. Meanwhile some guys from back at the Team are trying to undercut Gus and thrown in for the ladies Justin Timberlake is thrown in as Johnny a former prospect turned scout hoping to be an announcer and possible love interest of Mickey. The biggest flaw in this movie (besides the ear stabbing of the collage kid’s aluminum bats) is its greatest strength; it sits somewhere between drama (the whole Eastwood/Adams/ageing baseball scout thing) and almost wanting to be a romantic comedy (Adams/Timberlake). If I’d been told this going in I’d have assumed this was destined to be a train wreck but it oddly works really well. I don’t know if I’d say check this out if you like baseball movies but if you’re in love with Amy Adams and baseball and like Clint Eastwood it’s a good couple of hours to spend.

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REVIEW: WWE: Superstar Collection: Daniel Bryan

I’ve been a fan of Bryan Danielson since about 2003 or so, he’s without question my favorite wrestler of the modern era. I was pretty excited when he got signed to the WWE but at the same time bummed because I knew there would be no more seeing him wrestle in Philly with a few hundred die hard wrestling fans. I knew there would be be no more hour long five star matches. And I really thought they’d either bury him or fire him pretty quickly. Luckily he’s stayed in the WWE and has risen to the top. This DVD looks lackluster on paper, whoever picked the matches should be ashamed but there were one or two I hadn’t seen and I had to buy it to support American Dragon anyway. This will be my first wrestling review of any type, hopefully more to come.

Vs. Jericho – This match was much better than I remember. I recall it being a five minute dissepiment. Granted it is short but not that short and it’s much better than I remembered. Pretty decent little NXT match.
On the DVD it says it has a history of Daniel Bryan and the Miz but really it’s just one of those promo things they seem to show during the shows of what happened the past two weeks or whatever. I was petty bummed about that.
Vs. The Miz – I hate the Miz, he’s pretty shitty. This match wasn’t a whole lot, it isn’t bad but it’s far from amazing and I’ll blame all of that on the Miz. I guess Danielson did pretty well with what he had to work with.
Money In the Bank – This is a match I had never seen, it was pretty good, especially considering half of the people in are pretty bad filler. It’s a fun match with some pretty good spots, I was entertained for sure.
Vs. Mark Henry – This match is was pretty good for what it was. It’s one of the ones I take issue with being on the DVD though (besides the damn Miz waste). There were much better matches from this whole Danielson/Henry/Show feud that they could have put on here. Still, not bad.
Vs. Big Show Vs. Mark Henry – This was a pretty great match, especially when you consider that it was two of the biggest big men in there. WWE did a great job building up to this match; I wish they would have put some of that stuff on the DVD. Hell they didn’t even put Danielson winning the title on here. But as a stand-alone match it works out pretty well. Best match on the DVD for sure.

All in all not the best collection, I’m pretty sure I could have put together a better Daniel Bryan collection for them but as it stands it’s alright. I knew there wasn’t going to be anything like the documentaries of the caliber that they put on the collections but I was hoping for something, instead we got nothing. But hey, I paid five bucks for it, it’s a pretty good DVD (why no Blu-ray I don’t know) at that price, and it supports the real best wrestler in the world.

Matches:
Daniel Bryan vs. Chris Jericho (NXT)
Daniel Bryan vs. the Miz (US Title Match/Night of Champions)
Daniel Bryan vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Wade Barrett vs. Kane vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Sheamus vs. Sin Cara (Money in the Bank)
Daniel Bryan vs. Mark Henry (Smackdown)
Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show vs. Mark Henry (Triple Threat Steal Cage Match/Royal Rumble)

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REVIEW: Eight Men Out

Eight Men Out is the story of the Black Sox, maybe the biggest scandal ever in the history of baseball. Back in 1919 the Chicago White Sox took bribes to throw the World Series, this resulted in a pretty big uproar as you might imagine, resulting in the team not being able to play baseball ever again and sadly one of the greats, ‘Shoeless Joe’ Jackson being blackballed from the Hall of Fame despite his claims of innocence. The first thing I noticed about this movie was the cast, it is stacked. John Cusack, Christopher Lloyd, Charlie Sheen, John Mahoney, and Michael Rooker plus a bunch of other faces you’ll most likely recognize. It’s almost too much to get past, about the only person I didn’t recognize was D.B. Sweeney playing one of the center pieces, Joe Jackson, but the guy did a pretty good job.  Once you’re done being getting star struck this is a pretty damn good baseball movie (but aren’t they all?). In the course of the movie they cover the seeds of the plan, the setup, convincing everyone to get on board, where it started to fall apart, pulling it off, getting caught, the trial and the aftermath. It’s a pretty complete movie. There is a lot of baseball in here but it’s mostly just quick shots of plays, most of the movie is centered on the players getting scammed, or trying to scam and the people behind this whole thing. I’m not sure how much of it is accurate (or if anyone is) but it’s seems like a pretty good representation of what happened, or what most likely happened. After everything that goes down and everyone is banned the final scene is one that I’ve seen copied and parodied a few times but I’ve never known where it came from, Joe Jackson playing in some small town league a few years later, so it was nice to finally know the origin of that. If you’re a baseball fan I highly recommend this one, if you’re not, well why the fuck would you be watching a baseball movie, so I guess that doesn’t matter does it? It’s a good movie that covers a giant piece of sports history, though we may not know how accurate it is it sure looks good.

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REVIEW: Goon

I’d been hearing a ton of hype about Goon, I’d been really excited about it since I first saw the trailer, but with people telling me how good it was I wasn’t sure if it was actually going to live up to the hype so it sat around for a while before I got around to watching it. Hockey is one of those sports were most of the movies they make about it are really good, so this movie had some stiff competition to go up against. Even with all of that mounting somewhat against it Goon comes out on top. Not only is this a great movie, but it just might be the greatest hockey movie ever. I haven’t been this thrilled about a hockey movie since the first time I saw the Mighty Ducks twenty years ago, I don’t know if that movie still holds up but this certainly will. After I finished watching Goon I was filled with that excitement and happiness that you only get when you finish watching a great film. It’s the story of a guy that gets by on being tough, he’s a bouncer, and when he beats the shit out of a local hockey guy the coach recruits him. From there he actually turns this into a job and there’s a lot of hype and fanfare that comes with it. The movie comes to a head when he gets the chance to go head to head with one of the best enforcers on the ice, it’s almost a big boxing match feel around the whole thing with team championships on the line. Michael Dowse directed this one, he’s also the guy that directed ‘Take Me Home Tonight’ and ‘Fubar’, two decent movies but neither even come close to the greatness of Goon. The movie is filled with faces you’ll recognize including Kim Coates, Eugene Levy, Jay Baruchel and of course Seann William Scott. Seann William Scott does a great job at playing that loveable lug that a lot of people love and a few hate, some might call it a niche but he runs with it and I think Goon is his crowning achievement. I’ve liked this guy in everything he’s been in, even if I didn’t really like the movie that much, but Goon outdoes them all, it knocked Role Models out of the top spot for Seann William Scott movies. I really just can’t recommend this movie enough. If you’re a hockey fan then this is required viewing, but even if you don’t like hockey I think this stands strong enough on its own that everyone will see the good things the movie has to offer.

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