REVIEW: The Beldings: Dead By Dawn

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Fun With Asbestos records brings us the debut EP from the Beldings, appropriately titled ‘Dead By Dawn’. We’ve got a rad cover with Ash and some song titles that make me pretty stoked to listen to this thing. The entire EP is five songs and clocks in just short of five minutes. All five songs are pretty heavy gruff waste no time punk rock. And one thing is pretty obvious about the Beldings, they like horror movies, every song is horror themed on here and they pull it off pretty well. Normally if you see this lineup of songs you might be thinking this is going to be a horror pop band or something, but instead you just get straight dirty punk rock.

‘Jason Voorhees’ As you might guess, a song about Jason Voorhees. This kind of sounds like every Friday the 13th movie told in a minute.
‘My Girl’s A Zombie’ This song keeps it short and simple, about half of it is the titled repeated, but there’s a verse in there. But that’s ok; when you’ve got a song called ‘My Girl’s A Zombie’ you don’t need a nine minute epic.
‘Dead By Dawn’ The title track almost sounds like part warning, part threat that you will be, well, dead by dawn.
‘Night Of The Living Dead’ Obviously lifted from one of the most iconic horror movies ever, much like the first track we get a fast rundown of what’s up.
‘Evil Dead’ Ash was on the cover so there had to be an Evil Dead song on here. Someone should rework the movie trailer to this song; I think it’d be a pretty great fit.

1. Jason Voorhees
2. My Girl’s A Zombie
3. Dead By Dawn
4. Night Of The Living Dead
5. Evil Dead

REVIEW: Monkey Clit Records Presents: Punk Rock Vol. 1

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Monkey Clit records is a new kid in town when it comes to record labels. Their first release is a compilation by the name of Punk Rock vol. 1. If this is a peak into the future of thinks to come from Monkey Clit I think they’ll do alright. We’ve got a span of some pretty good bands, thirty in all so there should be something in here that you like, most of this seems to go more toward the pop side of punk rock, but that’s more than fine with me. There are really only two things I don’t like about this compilation. First, thirty songs is a bit much for a compilation album, it’s a lot to make it through, not that this is a bad lineup, it’s just too much. And second, this is a CD-R, I’m not trying to criticize because I know running a label is insanely hard, but I don’t know if I’d have chosen to make my first release a CD-R. However that being said it is a nice CD-R, printed cover and all, it’s not just some marker job. A handful of these bands I’ve heard of before but most of them are new to me, which is something I’m generally a fan of in compilations, new mixed with known. It’s got a few not too good things, a lot of good stuff and some great stuff, overall it’s a pretty damn good compilation album. Personally I think the cream of the crop highlights are The Absolute Zero, Super White Garlic, Out of Tune, The Sentiments, The Hung Ups, The Zits, Regal Beagle, The Unreleasables, The Barroom Angels, and The Putz.

‘The Sheckies – Cut Marks’ Some snotty sounding pop punk, like the Beatnik Termites with a bad attitude, I dig it.
‘The Locals – Watch Your Back’ This sounds kind of like it was recorded in a basement or something. Despite the low/muddy quality its a pretty good punk song.
‘The Absolute Zero – Teenage Love’ The guy in here sounds a little like Kevin Aper. The song itself is great, I’d look into an Absolute Zero album.
‘The Intruders – Lost Boy’ I don’t really care for the vocals here, sounds like a drunk Tom Petty, everything else is pretty good though.
‘The Beldings – Butt Rock Queen’ I love the song title, and the band name. The song is pretty sweet too, total punk fun.
‘Super White Garlic – Fuck You Dawson’ Super White Garlic I recently came across for the first time with the Prozacs split, I really like these guy, this is another really good song by them.
‘Porna and the Trendy Kids – Fast Lane’ It’s like the Sex Pistols teamed up with the Offspring. I’m still on the fence about this song, I can see where a lot of people would dig it though.
‘Out of Tune – She’s The Queen’ Total Queers worship, this is great stuff.
‘The Sentiments – Victim’ Heading back towards more pop punk, or at least like a Screeching Weasel pop era, this song is awesome, I will be looking for more Setiments.
‘The Spoiled Brats – Pushover’ Here’s the punk in the punk rock compilation, I don’t really care for this song though.
‘The Lolligaggers – Fucked Me Up’ A pretty generic pop punk song, fans of Squirtgun will most likely be into this.
‘Kill That Girl – Back To The Future’ As the song title say, this starts out with a Back To The Future sample, I already love it before the song starts. The song itself is pretty good, a quick fun punk song.
‘The Varmints – Punk Girl’ Musically this song is super generic, vocally the song is really annoying. I won’t judge a band on just one song but this doesn’t have me running out to get more.
‘The Hung Ups – Get A Life’ Snotty punk brings things back to the fun side. A song about a shitty girlfriend, fucking great!
‘The Zits – Gosh, I Need A Vacation’ The Zits are a band I knew before coming into this album, and this is one of my favorite Zits song. Great choice, awesome quick catchy bubblegum pop punk. You can also find this song on The Zits Electrified EP.
‘Regal Beagle – You’re Too Shrewed’ Regal Beagle is another band I knew before getting here, I believe this is an unreleased song of theirs. I’m glad they threw an unreleased song on here (or at least this one) because this is pretty damn good. Total Queers type pop punk.
‘The FabHabs – Giving It Up’ There’s a little Green Day quality here, at least in the vocals. Overall a pretty good song, but not the best on here.
‘The Murderburgers – Eyes On Her’ I’ve heard some Murderburgers before, this seems to be their pretty standard song, fast fun pop punk. A quality song right here.
‘DeeCracks – Monkey Boy’ Not a fan of this song, it gets on my nerves a little, I can only hope it’s like a B side of theirs or something.
‘The Unreleasables – I Wanna Kill Myself’ The band’s name is kind of clever, the band sounds like one that Wimpy Rutherford would be in. Digging this a lot.
‘The Griswalds – Hate Your Guts’ Another great band name, the band itself is your standard punk angry band, which isn’t bad.
‘The Write Offs – Gotta Let Me Go’ Not a fan of this one, I think the recording really hurts it more than anything else.
‘The Sedations – Abductee’ Slide this right in with late 90’s pop punk, you should get the idea of what it sounds like.
‘Flaming Nosebleed – Mommy & Daddy’ Vocals are weak here but he’s trying really hard, the band is punk for sure. What we’ve got isn’t too bad here. I bet they’ve got a ‘A Day Late and a Dollar Short’ cover album, or wished they did.
‘He-Man Woman Haters – Half Gone’ In the wake of all these good band names, here’s a pretty terrible one. The song isn’t bad, but forgettable punk. It’s pretty good but it won’t jump out at you.
‘Kobanes – New Boyfriend’ Kobanes had some shit luck this year getting kicked off of Insubordination Fest, some say it was justified, some don’t. Either way with songs like this they’d have fit right in if they had played, but I wouldn’t have been too bummed if I was watching someone else during their set.
‘The Barroom Angels – Too Many Problems’ The first forty seconds is an acoustic number, then we get plugged in and turned up. I don’t think the combination mixes too well for this song, but the part of the song that’s not acoustic is pretty awesome.
‘The Putz – Your Spaceship’s Taking Off’ I’d heard the Putz before but wasn’t too impressed, however this song is really good. I’m really going to take another look at these guys. Also songs about spaceships and aliens are always a plus.
‘Spider Lane – We Are’ This voice is really high and takes a minute to get used to, but even when you do the song is still kinda weak.
‘Batfoot! – Utsukushii’ Ending things are a fast punk song, shit’s pretty catch, it’s a good way to go out.

1. The Sheckies – Cut Marks
2. The Locals – Watch Your Back
3. The Absolute Zero – Teenage Love
4. The Intruders – Lost Boy
5. The Beldings – Butt Rock Queen
6. Super White Garlic – Fuck You Dawson
7. Porna and the Trendy Kids – Fast Lane
8. Out of Tune – She’s The Queen
9. The Sentiments – Victim
10. The Spoiled Brats – Pushover
11. The Lolligaggers – Fucked Me Up
12. Kill That Girl – Back To The Future
13. The Varmints – Punk Girl
14. The Hung Ups – Get A Life
15. The Zits – Gosh, I Need A Vacation
16. Regal Beagle – You’re Too Shrewed
17. The FabHabs – Giving It Up
18. The Murderburgers – Eyes On Her
19. DeeCracks – Monkey Boy
20. The Unreleasables – I Wanna Kill Myself
21. The Griswalds – Hate Your Guts
22. The Write Offs – Gotta Let Me Go
23. The Sedations – Abductee
24. Flaming Nosebleed – Mommy & Daddy
25. He-Man Woman Haters – Half Gone
26. Kobanes – New Boyfriend
27. The Barroom Angels – Too Many Problems
28. The Putz – Your Spaceship’s Taking Off
29. Spider Lane – We Are
30. Batfoot! – Utsukushii

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