Revenge of the Living Dead Girls (La revanche des mortes vivantes) is a French zombie movie from 1987, it’s got its ups and downs starting right from the gate. The title sequence is overlaid by an annoying woman screaming, I can only hope she’s being murdered for getting on my nerves this badly. We start things out with something you see everyday, a woman hitchhiking in a fur coat. Add in a trucker, a shifty seeming biker and we’re off! Things don’t take long to start getting strange, we’ve got some mystery chemical being poured into the container in the truck then cut scene to a woman in her underwear apparently being poisoned by her breakfast cereal milk. A string of serial milk deaths take place and a mystery is afoot. The first zombie appearance happens at about the twenty-five minute mark, with a very ‘Night of the Living Dead’ esq shot. The plot thickens as we find out chemicals from a lab are being ‘disposed of’ in the local grave yard. Two thirds of the way through the movie things start to become a little confusing, part zombie movie, part the story of shady business dealings and blackmail. The movie almost doesn’t seem where it’s going but does a pretty decent job of holding things together. Some of the dubbing seems stupid enough that they just threw in lines to match up the lip movement, the makeup effects for the zombies appear to be masks (but pretty good ones) and the plot is a little wacky but over all this is a pretty fun zombie movie. Not really for the faint of heart of the narrow-minded but if you can find the fun in ridiculous things and gore there’s much worse you can do. This movie also provides some valuable lessons, wear a cup, zombie brides will bite off your dick. Also they will drown you in a pool and leave you after attacking like a school of sharks. Don’t leave your car because these zombies aren’t above grand theft auto, and kidnapping the hooker you just picked up to have a zombie orgy with. And For all you pervs out there there’s a pretty attractive female that tends to run around fully nude from time to time, small chested but cute in that slutty kinda way. As well as another fully nude hottie that pops up. And a naked hooker. Clocking in at around an hour and fourteen minutes it’s pretty short for your average movie but I don’t think it could have run too much longer.
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